In which Matthew sucks the tit of a cold Inuit

I quote:

Barack Obama settled for only one wife. John McCain ditched a sick one and shrewdly traded her in for a younger, richer, less Negro-looking model.

Barack Obama has lost only one fountain pen. John McCain lost his military aircraft five times (don't worry -- it was only once in combat), and his patience even more.

Barack Hussein Ali Baba Muhammed Obama (He's thinking about your wife): Can America trust someone to learn from their mistakes when they don't make nearly enough of them?

I'll let the divine Deven Green handle the rest: check out Sarah Palin Directs McCain Attack Ad Bloopers. Watching in high-quality is worth it.