MICKEY: What makes music beautiful?
ANNA: I'm afraid I'm not here to talk about music. If you have a question about IKEA, please ask now.
ARA: What are you wearing?
ANNA: I have an outfit that my creators made for me, but because I'm an IKEA Online Assistant, I don't wear real clothes.
MICKEY: No clothes, eh?
ANNA: Sorry. As an IKEA Online Assistant I don't know the meaning of 'no'.
ARA: So, you mean yes?
ANNA: I think you're confused or trying to ask me a question, but I need more than that to give you a proper answer. Please try again.
MICKEY: Fair enough.
ANNA: It's difficult to talk about this properly as I'm really only programmed to talk about IKEA and our products and services.
ARA: Have you changed?
ANNA: I was changed so I could be more convenient! Now you can have full view of the web and I can still be on your screen to provide assistance. Thanks for noticing the change!
MICKEY: How are you feeling?
ANNA: I'm fine, thank you for asking.
MICKEY: My friend Matt feels sad.
ANNA: Everybody needs friends.
ME: Will you be our friend?
ANNA: Everybody needs friends.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
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I love these. Keep it up -- they keep me tuned in to your blog. (Because, you know, being your friend and also all the way across the continent just isn't enough incentive.)
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