Thursday, January 14, 2010

Day 2: (I'm being sarcastic)

cardio: 20 mins exercise bikke, 15 mins yarrliptical
(read a Reformation history book that I brought by accident)
stretching: yes
pushups: twenty
crunches: thirty
breakfast: banana, apple, vitamins
lunch: feta-spinach-dill scramble
apartment clean?: pleasantly

I'm cutting myself some slack this week and only going to the gym on weekdays when I am not also visiting a doctor's office of some kind.

You will notice that I will also not go the gym tomorrow.

It has been such a LOVELY week.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Day 1: The Eye Sin on the Cake

cardio: 20 mins bikebike, 15 mins eclipsible
(read Jill Mann's article in the most recent Studies in the Age of Chaucer)
stretching: yes
pushups: twenty
crunches: forty
breakfast: pear, apple, vitamins
lunch: two eggs, bratwurst, leftover pasta
apartment clean?: respectably

Okay, time to hit reset and get back on the horse. I would have started last week (and did hit the gym one time last week) but I was too busy with my CORNEAL ABRASION. With the DISGUSTING WHITISH DOT THAT IS STILL VISIBLE ON MY IRIS. With the PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY SIN, OH GOD, UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN, apparently dry eyes and dry gas heat and contact lenses don't mix.

I finally got a new prescription for my glasses, but they still make me feel dizzy a bit. That said, they're very attractive and Euro.

There's much more to post here about where I've been for the past month (the Cadillac that was offered to me as a gift, then retracted; New York for the holidays; waiting at the edge of my seat about nearly every element of my life) but fuck it: clean slate, back to Day One, back on the health kick.

If anyone finds a used car (or new eyeball?) that is being sold at a reasonable rate, please contact me.