Things that are still on the internet,
post-Election Day, 2008,
that I simply do not care about anymore:
- Rahm Emanuel
- Hillary Clinton
- Change
- Hope
- Fellowship deadlines
- Articles on medieval English theater
- Caroline Kennedy
- The Richard Nixon tapes
- The Rod Blagojevich tapes (even after that article that compares him to Tony Soprano)
- Anything related to Rod Blagojevich
- Bill Clinton
- The Obamas' fucking dog
- Barack's fucking cigarette habits
- The jobless rate (now that my stepdad, loyal to Morgan Stanley for 22 years, has been laid off at age 60, it simply cannot get worse: so I'm not reading anything else about it)
- The View
- Bailout I (Wall Street)
- Bailout II (Detroit)
- Bailout III (my stepdad?)
- That guy in Austria who locked his family in a secret dungeon
- Planning a holiday "vacation" home that spans family and friends in three states and seven fucking counties (I may go Austrian on you motherfuckers)
- Britney (obvious)
- Whoever shot up the Taj Mahal (it was the woman from Jersey on Top Chef)
- Sarah (very obvious)
- Europe
- LOLCats
- Facebook
- Your funny link to LOLCats on Facebook
- Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)
- The new UC Berkeley English Department Blog
- Asia
- Stephen Colbert
- My students' final papers, submitted electronically
- My students' kiss-ass emails that accompanied their final papers
- Facebook
Things that are still on the internet,
post-Election Day, 2008,
that I do care about:
- Justin Timberlake
(See if you can spot him climaxing behind this link.)
Thursday, December 11, 2008
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3 comments:
Being over Harvey Milk might be easy if you're legally entitled to get married.
To those of us who dare to dream, he's still pretty cool.
Mr. Matt, I just started my paper last night even though it was due today and I didn't make the deadling I know, but I was wondering if I could turn it in for credit wihtout taking points off if I got it into you before the final exam. Please? Please go to my website and let me know if thats exceptible.
Joe, I'm a dick: I meant it tongue-in-cheekly -- I do actually care about Milk, as I do about the Mumbai shootings, etc. But I've taken Harvey off the list nonetheless.
Elwood, no. You fail.
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