In which Matthew kills you softly

Sometimes I'll cut and paste the same chat between windows to save time. Especially when I'm procrastinating. You know you do it too.

ME: Wait, stop distracting me from my dissertation proposal.
HE: sorry! taking garbage out and cleaning up after a weekend in westchester
ME: w00t Westchester
ME: Whoa, when I say it like that it really makes me want to pronounce the zeroes
HE: you know, i've come to like that place more and more with time
ME: Oh fuck, I have now learned that I am not the only person in the Scandinavian Department this late, and so I should not be playing the Fugees this loudly on the office computer
HE: that's got to be the first time those words have ever appeared in that order...

ME: Write my prospectus for me?
ME: I'll pay you in song
SHE: mmm... i'm not sure you'd be happy with the results
ME: Oh fuck, I have now learned that I am not the only person in the Scandinavian Department this late, and so I should not be playing the Fugees this loudly on the office computer
SHE: the second premise does not follow from the first.

I should probably get back to work.

Yes, I'm still in the Scandinavian Department. I need to get my laptop back.